I’ve read an awful lot of truly bad April Fool’s Day jokes today, with a few brilliant ones mixed in. So why do I wish every day could be like April Fools Day?
Because we’re all skeptics on April 1. When you read a story online today, your first thought is probably “Is that really true?”
Frankly, that’s the reaction I wish more people had every single time they read something on the Internet, 365 days a year. Healthy skepticism is a good thing. If more reporters would check their facts instead of blindly regurgitating whatever they just read, the pool of information we all share would become immensely more worthwhile.
Meanwhile, here’s my contribution to the April Fools Day madness, over at ZDNet:
Save Windows XP? Ha! I have an even better idea
At my editor’s insistence, I put a big April Fools banner at the top of the post, and still—still!—some people thought I was seriously arguing that Microsoft should bring back Windows 3.1.
After I posted this, I heard from a reader who said he still has a PC running Windows 3.11 with AOL 3.0. “Really?” I said. “Can I get a picture?” No problem:

A few minutes later, I received the e-mail message that had been captured on this screen. The message headers contained a line I hadn’t seen in over a decade:
X-Mailer: AOL 3.0 16-bit for Windows sub 60
How awesome is that?
By the way, if you have a TechNet subscription, you can download Windows 3.1, 3.11, or 3.2 along with MS-DOS 6.22. Trying to run that old stuff on a modern machine is a problem, though. For starters, you need a floppy disk drive. And a floppy disk. And given that the operating system was designed for a time when 4 MB of RAM was a lot, it tends to freak out when it sees 1000 times that much installed RAM.
Honestly, I don’t want to go back to those days, but it was fun seeing this.