It’s funny because it might be true

The Onion has published its 300th anniversary special edition. Want to know what’s going to be in the news in 2056? Check it out. Hilarious, as in “The guy in the next cubicle will want to know what’s so funny and you won’t be able to tell him.” Rich with detail, too. Be sure to follow the links. Apparently, 50 years from now, iPods will be allowed to vote, Abraham Lincoln’s DNA will be for sale over the counter, a fat Britney Spears will be on postage stamps, and daytime TV will be worse than ever.

Thanks to NewMexiKen for the pointer.