Oops. Your mom just read your blog.

A local paper reports that kids in my neighborhood might not understand how the internets work:

A Scottsdale student reports on her blog that she did not have sex following Chaparral High School’s prom on Saturday. “As for my date . . . well, let’s just say I might as well have gone alone,” she writes. “But it was fun anyways.”

Meanwhile, a student from Tempe’s Corona del Sol High School returned from prom at 2 a.m. Sunday and reported on her blog: “No alcohol was consumed tonight by me, and I’m still a virgin.” But her mother, apparently, was not impressed. A follow-up message Sunday begins, “What I learned from my mom today: I am a horrible excuse for a human being.”

At least they didn’t provide links.

(via the Washington Post)