If only this were true

Dana Epp passes along a “golden opportunity” for virus writers to get hired with the FBI. All they have to do is send in an application “with a list of their most successfully deployed computer viruses.” The (fake) ad promises that “all applicants will be called in for an interview.”

Heh. Wouldn’t it be great if even a couple of the fools who write viruses fell for a sting like this?